"empathy ahs"

To be brief "Empathy Ahhs" are a form of mental health relief

The weather was freezing outside

At Dollarbush i still gave icecream a try

Reached in my pocket to show the POS system some love

Along side my cards also came a flimsy vinyl glove

Cashier Jay: Ahhhh!

Before the customer paid, a problem with his payment was made

He said to his family in a romance type of way

"Un moment sil vous plait"

At the registers throughout the room

A familiar phrase was sent

All of us English users knew exactly what he meant

Cashier Ben: Ahhhh!

Bullseye (Target) was the spot

The POS system froze, it got caught, it was supposed to be top notch

Guy right in front of them looked down at his watch

Cashier Pam: Ahhhh!

Who knows how they felt underneath, but to be brief "Empathy Ahhs" are a form of mental health relief

- David Ras

Thank you so much for viewing!

Casimir Pulaski There once was a man from eastern Europe, who wasn't just a tourist He came over to America's lands and forests. And helped us in the American cause, with us he defied the royal houses laws So for him let us take a moment to pause, and give him a great remberance and applause. He saved George Washington from a calvary charge, that kept our founding fathers at large. The red coats called him a traitor. He influenced American calvary doctrine a generation later, He wrote the book on American cavalry, that influenced our Civil War with very strong valency But all attention on this last one should be centered, this is why he should be remembered Into America he really did enter, and on the American side he never surrendered. He died in battle in the month after September. (1779) When he came to our country he told Benjamin Franklin right in the eyes That he was willing to fight for independence twice That he was willing to help no matter the price and proved it with his final sacrifice There is no better definition of a hero so brave That we are still talking about him today. - David Ras

joseph lamb

Joseph Lambs hands rhymed like "God Damn"

And was from the land of uncle sam

Ethiopia   had his fingers curled

For he loved the black girls

He must have been a rapper for 

With the flappers

He took em to his room

And like bass line booms?

Ash fetchum

Ash fetchum swallowed his gengachu joke

Super saiyan glow¹

Like the transformation of majin buu

Ash fetchum devoured his gengachu

For rhis welfare Everyone was prayin

For was glowin likea Super saiyan

Boy how his ilkyrian furnace arose

Glowed

As crazy as a molly, he  hotly beefed up like Brawley, 

And oddly looked very godly, 

His roar was the crash of the hms rodney

As a should wear a muzzle

And ready was he to "Kaio-Ken" another bismarck shuttle?

Twas an akward moment, he devoured the little rodent

And highly potent was the lsd

For slow shit was the mid grade weed

You hit me yesterday and It was the opposite of your simple but deadly way But had I known yet the algorithm of your Otzi-bronze-age-face I would have gone right into my own pidgin and talked also to your scythian glass vase I heard you had gone and changed your name again. And was now weilding your weapons like obi-wan-ben. I heard you and your family was still in red balls view and earth's microbial zoo. And I would have changed my approach to the colored puzzle brain of you. You can always come to me for a friend. Best friends forever is what my Hittite soul reccomends. You can always put your graymatter on the barstool right beside of me for our 20 million strong is still a homosapien rarity. Now I know you can beat me up with only your bronze age boxing gloves And now I send you only the deepest bit of my own Mycenean-love The planned city of King-City had the most bitchin black architects. And the city's building's had the the same as nyc's 20th century's skyscaper projects

Thrift Ice Cream Scooper 2

Ice Cream Scooper/Marshmallow scoops Stepped my game up and bought the expensive scooper So I can dunk on my cones like a very tall hooper Using it is something I have to learn I heard you have to make a 90 degree turn When it comes to ice cream that's banging/bitchin you can never go wrong I Put it on my hanging kitchen of Babylon Ice cream makes a growing boy a fine fellow Now my scoops can look like a marshmallow On Amazon "Thrifty store's outlet" has great reviews I bought the last one in Rite aid because of the supply chain issues. Thrifty Ice Cream Scoopers just buy It online - David Ras

Thrift Ice Cream Scooper

Ice Cream Scooper/Marshmallow scoops Stepped my game up and bought the expensive scooper So I can dunk on my cones like a very tall hooper When it comes to ice cream that's banging/bitchin you can never go wrong I Put it on my hanging kitchen of Babylon Ice cream makes a growing boy a fine fellow Now my scoops can look like a marshmallow

Benny Fiero's Pizza - Bike Commute home

Benny Fiero's/ Bike commute home In the month of Enero, with the force of a English longbow “agincourt-arrow” Raskino flew down the bridge with the speed of a sparrow Raskino touched down to Benny Fiero's. (The weirdo really made it there yo) He pulled up in his “road-bike-Bentley” with the force of John Henry. He walked in, with a grin, and gently made his awkward entry He discovered that the staff was outgoingly friendly Inside the pizza paradise He ordered his slice, Or should I say slices, for his appetite was in a state of crisis He received the food with “a” blink of his sight Then with the speed of light he ran out the exit like a Butch Cassidy heist He couldn't wait, against his bike he devoured his plate And all alone, with a review in his grown dome, Raskino the “neen-yo” phoned right home On “Help” he typed up some kind/friendly words of praise As small as just a mere little digestion phase But as big as “I'm amazed!” “Pizza slices for days!” This new pizza recipe is what Dave now craves Cheers to the biggest slices in “The Burgh” Benny Fiero's is indeed “The Word” - Dave Ras

You expect for the US to be like porgy and bess.

B Coleman

In her covid clothes - Bessie Coleman dream In her covid clothes with a smile that glowed I dreamed I saw St. Abby on a Tibetan mountain where her brain cells flowed. and an oxygen-coat of solid hope, was her French will To become pilot skilled It’s what she wore, against a background Erik Slatie score Ghost! I knew you also lived within me! Inside your thunderclouds across the plains and cities was your ambition to be free, I now can clearly see Dave Ras To dream big And put hope to your dreams.

Nerosal foot cream

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ Nerosal foot cream ad

Trucking was his art. Chris Truth touched down to big-box-mart.

discomfort was his sentence

"Triumphant" was his store entrance

And With the fud of rooty toot toot

The floor and Truth's boots were in cahoots. 

(Boy how he was moving his grown man glutes)

Truth's couldn't wait gait was as violent as an absolute brute, but as innocent as "that motherfucker!" "That gas friendly trucker" (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 

And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Truth's heel's had something for his brain to say

"Truth your heels have to be saved!"

His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy

Inside the pharmacy aisle he came in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 

Nerosal. For when your heels burn like Ancient cities. Just Buy it.

• David Ras

with the fud of rooty toot toot - Nerosal

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ foot cream

Driving was his art, Chris Truth touched down to big-box-mart

discomfort was his sentence

"Triumphant" was his store entrance

And With the fud of rooty toot toot

The floor and Truth's boots were in cahoots. 

(Boy how he was moving his truck driving glutes)

Truth's couldn't wait gait was as violent as a fairytale brute, but as innocent as "that motherfucker!" "That gas friendly trucker" (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 

And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Truth's heel's had something for his brain to say

"Truth your heels have to be saved!"

His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy

To the pharmacy aisle he came in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 

Nerosal. For when your heels are up in flames just buy it

Now with more _____

• David Ras

with the fud of his boots...

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ foot cream

With the fud of rooty toot toot

The floor and Dave's boots, were in cahoots. 

As violent as an absolute brute, but as innocent as "this motherfucker!" This gas friendly trucker (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 

And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Dave's boots had something for his brain's wave's to say

His __ had to be saved!

His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy

He gave in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 

Tuna Casserole Thats Canned

Canned Tuna casserole!

Canned Tuna casserole! Im your fool! your ancient recipe is written down on  scrolls,

Canned Tuna casserole! You know that I've been told that your medly of flavors, is very; extremly-bold!

Every completed recipe of you, shines like glaciers that are cold

Jesse! Marc! Carson! Dan!

We're having tuna casserole as we planned

Thank god almighty for tuna casserole thats canned!

Jesse-my-boo! I know your hungry too! Let us ignite this here canned tuna brew.

Marc-Mcbro! start the the stove! for our appetite's carbon based burden arose!

Mcbro! start the stove! For this lucious treat! We have to add heat! having it cold is no way to eat!

Guys! Gather round! for the "can opening sound"! observe with joy! but stand back boys! have no fear! its almost here! just wait! hear the quake! This here p-38 can really castrate!

Put the pot on the stove, for the e-groves, are as red hot like a rose!

Carson! pour the 6 cans on the apparatus of the stove, for this here hunger emeffingly still gives us woahs.!

Dan! Getting it on the shelfs was a struggle

Why they didn't can it in "Big Hawks" sooner is a puzzle, but look at those golden cheesy bubbles!

its cooked! just look! this here concoction is for the books

Guys! let's start this dinner date, for glowing is our 5 different colored plates. 

Canned Tuna Casserole! we eat you hot not cold! with a side of rolls, that hits our effing soul!

Guys! look at Jesse he made haste with her plate,  with the steaming-cheese-sauce all over his great-face.

Canned tuna casserole you might make us constipated, but your proof dinner doesnt have to be complicated!

Narrator: tudors canned tuna casserole just buy it

Narator: tudors canned tuna casserole the most appropriate brand to patronize

,______

(During cooking) ( maybe aroma ignition)

________

((you guys arent hungry but helped me make it anyways))

( it shines like glaciers that are cold. and you my creamy dear have my taste buds sold!)

(Shines like the morning dew, you my creamy dear have my taste buds too!)

Narrator: guatemalan curry hot sauce just buy it.  (Cancel for racism)

Narco-Corrido;-Hispanic attacks;-giraffe_nuts

Hispanic attacks/ narco-corrido

I knew I wasn't going to be my best, but

There i was in the flesh, In front of my team and The anxiety of "my Brown-Boy-human seem" spoke like a "crazy-lucid-dream"

There i was brand new in my addidas speedo

Lookin like a blue star wars with a shade of sassafras-"Greedo"

My Words exhaled "not-in-english",  but not yet a narco-corrido;

Against the slaughter of our groups VerbalFree flow my unique voice threw an awkward glow

My chest did a thrust, 

I gasped like Pittsburgh's best klutz

Because i was high as "ye old gee-raffe nuts"

Shit really hit like a blunderbuss

Oh how I still had rust

Mediest meds! hear my roar!

Beam me into the sky and let me soar!

Oh! Boy! May "Hispanic attacks" come again no more!

• David Ras