Thursday, January 27, 2022

Nerosal foot cream

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ Nerosal foot cream ad


Trucking was his art. Chris Truth touched down to big-box-mart.


discomfort was his sentence

"Triumphant" was his store entrance


And With the fud of rooty toot toot


The floor and Truth's boots were in cahoots. 

(Boy how he was moving his grown man glutes)


Truth's couldn't wait gait was as violent as an absolute brute, but as innocent as "that motherfucker!" "That gas friendly trucker" (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 


And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Truth's heel's had something for his brain to say


"Truth your heels have to be saved!"


His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy


Inside the pharmacy aisle he came in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 


Nerosal. For when your heels burn like Ancient cities. Just Buy it.


  • David Ras



Friday, January 21, 2022

with the fud of rooty toot toot - Nerosal

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ foot cream


Driving was his art, Chris Truth touched down to big-box-mart


discomfort was his sentence

"Triumphant" was his store entrance


And With the fud of rooty toot toot


The floor and Truth's boots were in cahoots. 

(Boy how he was moving his truck driving glutes)


Truth's couldn't wait gait was as violent as a fairytale brute, but as innocent as "that motherfucker!" "That gas friendly trucker" (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 


And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Truth's heel's had something for his brain to say


"Truth your heels have to be saved!"


His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy


To the pharmacy aisle he came in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 


Nerosal. For when your heels are up in flames just buy it

Now with more _____


  • David Ras



Tuesday, January 18, 2022

with the fud of his boots...

With the fud of rooty toot toot/ foot cream


With the fud of rooty toot toot


The floor and Dave's boots, were in cahoots. 


As violent as an absolute brute, but as innocent as "this motherfucker!" This gas friendly trucker (Lol)  "cute!" "cute!" 


And It was in a funny clumsy way

That Dave's boots had something for his brain's wave's to say


His __ had to be saved!


His Heels were itchy, The rest of his thin skin was eczema twitchy


He gave in, and with a grinny, grin, grin, with a smile that gleamed, he bought that specific moisturizing cream. 



Tuesday, January 11, 2022

Tuna Casserole Thats Canned

Canned Tuna casserole!


Canned Tuna casserole! Im your fool! your ancient recipe is written down on  scrolls,


Canned Tuna casserole! You know that I've been told that your medly of flavors, is very; extremly-bold!


Every completed recipe of you, shines like glaciers that are cold


Jesse! Marc! Carson! Dan!

We're having tuna casserole as we planned

Thank god almighty for tuna casserole thats canned!


Jesse-my-boo! I know your hungry too! Let us ignite this here canned tuna brew.


Marc-Mcbro! start the the stove! for our appetite's carbon based burden arose!


Mcbro! start the stove! For this lucious treat! We have to add heat! having it cold is no way to eat!


Guys! Gather round! for the "can opening sound"! observe with joy! but stand back boys! have no fear! its almost here! just wait! hear the quake! This here p-38 can really castrate!


Put the pot on the stove, for the e-groves, are as red hot like a rose!


Carson! pour the 6 cans on the apparatus of the stove, for this here hunger emeffingly still gives us woahs.!


Dan! Getting it on the shelfs was a struggle

Why they didn't can it in "Big Hawks" sooner is a puzzle, but look at those golden cheesy bubbles!


its cooked! just look! this here concoction is for the books


Guys! let's start this dinner date, for glowing is our 5 different colored plates. 


Canned Tuna Casserole! we eat you hot not cold! with a side of rolls, that hits our effing soul!


Guys! look at Jesse he made haste with her plate,  with the steaming-cheese-sauce all over his great-face.


Canned tuna casserole you might make us constipated, but your proof dinner doesnt have to be complicated!


Narrator: tudors canned tuna casserole just buy it


Narator: tudors canned tuna casserole the most appropriate brand to patronize


,______

(During cooking) ( maybe aroma ignition)


________


((you guys arent hungry but helped me make it anyways))



( it shines like glaciers that are cold. and you my creamy dear have my taste buds sold!)

(Shines like the morning dew, you my creamy dear have my taste buds too!)



Narrator: guatemalan curry hot sauce just buy it.  (Cancel for racism)



Thursday, January 6, 2022

Narco-Corrido;-Hispanic attacks;-giraffe_nuts

Hispanic attacks/ narco-corrido


I knew I wasn't going to be my best, but

There i was in the flesh, In front of my team and The anxiety of "my Brown-Boy-human seem" spoke like a "crazy-lucid-dream"


There i was brand new in my addidas speedo

Lookin like a blue star wars with a shade of sassafras-"Greedo"


My Words exhaled "not-in-english",  but not yet a narco-corrido;


Against the slaughter of our groups VerbalFree flow my unique voice threw an awkward glow


My chest did a thrust, 

I gasped like Pittsburgh's best klutz

Because i was high as "ye old gee-raffe nuts"


Shit really hit like a blunderbuss

Oh how I still had rust


Mediest meds! hear my roar!

Beam me into the sky and let me soar!

Oh! Boy! May "Hispanic attacks" come again no more!


  • David Ras