Saturday, September 9, 2023
Circumlocution Word Of The Day
They thought he was stupid, like who's this? in my brain his words oozed in.
Our room onto him had their confusion.
He had circumlocution.
But I the learned Confucian had a solution with my shi-ren's distribution!
boy how the brother stuttered and cut up. but I managed to get his mind out the
gutter, in a way that spread butter.
Geeze thanks bro went the bro.
No longer was his answer something other than yes or no.
9-9-23
2:15am
Handing down the papers in 3rd grade like aliens
They were aiming sisters, they were aiming sons
The teacher said they were doing it like aliens
Handing down the papers weirdly went the craniums of
the 3rd grade Homo sapiens.
English class had begun
They were about to have gerund runs
From The stack of papers the papers handed to the others
were going only one by one.
His stack of papers stood tall
As he passed each individual paper
which what seemed like one minute later
towards the hall
The teacher then made her call.
Guys can we do it the normal way!
This is going to take all day!
Needless to say.
The stack of papers no longer was high as a mountain
As the once stranded stack moved it's way to the hall's water fountains.
All diligent then became the class
For they conquered their paper pushing task.
- 2:41am
- 9-8-23
https://www.raskinblog.org/post/handing-down-the-papers-in-3rd-grade-like-aliens
https://youtu.be/3JwwFCQYmUw?si=kAjdD3QM_QDZvmKS
Cussing Went The Damsel
Cussing went the damsel, the rainbow panel became ample, she was supposed to set an example.
She sat their waiting in her chair, and my audience attitude was sincere.
I was watching TV, again, Kids say the funniest things numbed my pain
Then the scene, it's languid doing.
Twas a scandal, For Cussing went the damsel, to much for the channel to handle, The management scrambled, and on the screen came the colored panel,
To keep it a bean,The scene wasn't clean, for the entire audience team. It wasn't Humble, She had locks like rupunsel, ButThe whole room rumbled, out of his chair, Bryant Gumble, Stumbled,
Oh what a puzzle, who had the muzzle.
In the back the managers probably grumbled.
On the other side of the tv I was in my sandals,
On the other side of the tv we sat, it was the commercial break again up to bat.
Wash her mouth out with soap for the mishap.
I couldn't help but to laugh.
Needless to say cuss words had their wrath.
https://www.raskinblog.org/post/cussing-went-the-damsel
https://youtu.be/E8NI8-HVB1U?si=Sj-9jz1w43FFCvsd
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